Here is a list of things I've learned so far about my life so far. It may expand later on. =D

1. Life is a rollercoaster, it has it's ups and downs.
2. Everyone does eventually leave. 
3. Even though you may think you are alone, you really aren't.
4. Cooties still exist with boys. 
5. Being single isn't the end of the world.
6. You are number 1, not number 2.
7. The most beautiful people are either taken, non-existant, gay, or dead.
8. Not everyone in the world is going to like you.
9. Cheese is the Devil's play thing.
10. Jello is NOT your friend.

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is:
 Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
<mailto:Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca>

 Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
 <mailto:Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca>

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

8) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS."

9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

10) Don't use any punctuation

11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14) Sing along at the opera.

15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

16) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.  Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

17) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party  because you're  not in the mood.

 18) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

19) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

20) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling " Run for your lives, they're loose!"

 21) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

So I was bored yesterday and I decided to write a X-men fanfiction...and YOU GET TO READ IT! :D Well..It's a Rogue/Gambit pairing told by the point of view of Rogue. It's really angsty I warn you, but she tends to be rather angsty...and she's just georgeous. =3


So today in Psychology, we had to dig into our past for Child Psychology...and it was rather depressing. Mainly cause I opened up closed wounds and surfaced the suppressed memories. It hurts when you do that cause you just...want to cry. I almost did at lunch, I hate my childhood...I was really fucked up.

Now you are probably wondering why I opened them up? Well you see we have this book called "How to Raise your Self Esteem" and we got to the inner child segement. The excersizes we do with the book is rather lame, good old fashion Sentence Stems. So an example of these are something like...this:

"When I was 10 years old I..."

and you basically finish the sentence with 10 different answers. Well...when I was 10 I did alot of crazy stuff cause I was massively depressed...Ain't it fun?

No...Not really actually...

*sighs*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEnZ80AQ__I&search=Hugh%20Laurie

Yay Kendra

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention
for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write
an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us,
in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out
is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess,
and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club.

My house smells like Pancakes

1. You do not talk about fight club.
2. You do not talk about fight club.
3. If someone says "stop," goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
4. Only two guys to a fight.
5. One fight at a time.
6. No shirts, no shoes.
7. Fights go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

Ok I warn you right now, These may seem somewhat dorky to you. ^^; So you get a warning, and if you don' t like it, you can just kiss my ass I guess. =D

Now Please Enjoy the show.

( Admire The Smexiness )

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the man who was refused medical treatment because I used to be a woman.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.


Repost this if you believe Sexual Descrimination is wrong.

Madi was bored and so she decided to make her friends as South Park Characters. It's not all of them I know but you tell me if you want one and it shall be made.

Here are Two Examples that AREN'T My Friends:

  
I Apologies In Advance if they do not look they way you thought ^^;

It's hard making them exact.

( Fallow The Cut  )

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